In my make-up chair?
In my walk-in of wardrobe?
Under the blow dryer? Ooooo ALic….
Oh here u r on the couch reading the paper, with a box of Kleenex. U must have heard the sad news about the passing of great funny, GEORGE CARLIN. Yet, every time I say he name, I smile! Most be from all those times he made me nearly piddle my whites. So IN MEMORY of this GREAT lover of words, all electrics need to stand up, right now, lift whatever U have in ur hand, and voice UR respect with me.
Ready?
IN HONOR OF GEORGE CARLIN….
SHIT !! PISS !! FUCK !! CUNT !! COCKSUCKER !! MOTHERFUCKER !! TITS !!
Now with that said, I believe we r all ready for Monday’s centerfold, who is none other then….
The lovable…
The huggable….
And the biggest sweetheart….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZnhuOEUFXA
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing till
they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me
And I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feelin' mean…
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say I’m sick, I’m obscene
They don’t know me very well, cuz I’m a sweetheart.
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me
And I'm feelin' real shot down
And I'm gettin' mean
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say I’m sick, I’m obscene
My dog bit me on the leg today
My cat clawed my eyes
Mom's been thrown out of the social-circle
And dad has to hide
I went to church incognito, when everybody rose
The Reverend Smithy, he recognized me
And punched me in the nose
He said, no more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They said I’m sick, I’m obscene
Well, for starters, it is tough to keep a positive attitude when constantly being shot down, which may explain why ur pets reacted badly, cuz they probably caught the vibe from those negatives.
And about this Mr. SMITHY, it seems as if he is the perfect example of all that is detestable about the human spirit. He speaks lies, for his words and actions do not coincide. You cannot preach love and then judge anyone. The cute innocent babe is equal to, and no better then, the psycho-killer. The bushy McCain is equal to a crushie Obama. Alice Cooper is equal to all Reverends, Popes, pastors, Cardinals, ministers, who r equal to the starving destitute, who r equal to me, electricblurryblues, who is not greater then, but equal to, everyone! Every action is accountable. Feel sorry for Mr. irreverent Smithy, and all such individuals who seem to have no fear of the big Omniscient.
Which reminds me: God, I want a front row to the George Carlin/Lenny Bruce show! Actually, U better book the whole joint for me, cuz I want to bring all my delicious electric rocker friends!!
So today’s bunny challenge: Smile sincerely at an opposite. If ur a tamed, smile at the wild!! If ur a democrat, smile at a republican. If ur a Christian, smile at a Muslim! What harm could come from such positive actions?
-electricblurryblues
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